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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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breakfast-with-satan:

666kira:

"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."

Omg

queen

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dysphorism:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

hiddlestonhug:

stridersan:


The Rain Room is a 100 square metre field of falling water which visitors are invited to walk into. Sensors detect where visitors are standing, and the rain stops around them, giving them an experience of how it might feel to control the rain.
[x]

Out of every place in the world they picked the UK to add rain to. 

Dude.

waterbending

I WANT TO GO

dysphorism:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

hiddlestonhug:

stridersan:

The Rain Room is a 100 square metre field of falling water which visitors are invited to walk into. Sensors detect where visitors are standing, and the rain stops around them, giving them an experience of how it might feel to control the rain.

[x]

Out of every place in the world they picked the UK to add rain to. 

Dude.

waterbending

I WANT TO GO

(Source: d-ick, via just-paint-the-roses-red)

ruckstaar:

Someone removed the original caption saying where these places are, so here you go:

  1. Central Park - New York
  2. Barcelona - Spain
  3. Rio de Janeiro - Brazil
  4. Male - Maldives
  5. Niagara Falls - USA
  6. Fields of tulips - Netherlands
  7. Pyramids of Egypt
  8. Artificial Islands - Dubai
  9. Venice - Italy
  10. Santiago - Chile

(Source: ikarost, via fuckboy2006)

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

(Source: lanactrlaltdelrey, via tumblaughter)

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

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wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

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